Friend:
whoa what happened ?
Me:
*oh fuck what the hell do I say*
Me:
uh my dog scratched me.
Friend:
oh thank god for a second I thought you were like emo or something. ew.
Me:
....
What the hell.
(Source: weheartit.com, via gofuckingnuts)
Laughing my ass off nbd.
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